Saturday, June 5, 2010

My Jokes Which Are Funny Only If You Are Khmer

To an elderly woman who asked me if I had a Cambodian wife, I said that Cambodian wives were too expensive and that I did not have the 5,000 dollars to pay for one.

To a man who asked if there were many pretty girls in Angkor Chum, I said that there were more water buffalos than pretty girls in that place.

To a moto driver who asked me if I loved Si Noonan, I said that I loved the moto driver's wife and only if he was out of the house.

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